{"id":2618,"date":"2025-11-06T11:03:20","date_gmt":"2025-11-06T09:03:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rhodesfineart.co.za\/?page_id=2618"},"modified":"2025-11-13T12:10:37","modified_gmt":"2025-11-13T10:10:37","slug":"25-monique-daniel","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/rhodesfineart.co.za\/index.php\/25-monique-daniel\/","title":{"rendered":"25 MONIQUE DANIEL"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"themify_builder_content-2618\" data-postid=\"2618\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-2618 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    \t<!-- module_row -->\n\t<div   data-css_id=\"tb_v4sg397\" data-lazy=\"1\" class=\"themify_builder_row module_row fullcover fullwidth_row_container tb_v4sg397 tb_first clearfix\">\n\t    <div class=\"tf_abs builder_row_cover\"><\/div>\t    <div class=\"tf_hide row-slider tb_slider\" data-bgmode=\"fullcover\" data-sliderspeed=\"2000\">\n\t        <ul class=\"tf_abs row-slider-slides clearfix\">\n\t\t    \t\t\t<li 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data-lazy=\"1\">\n            <div  class=\"tb_text_wrap\">\n    <p>by Monique Daniel<\/p>\n<p>Family recipe:<br \/>Makes one large Disaster<br \/>Prep Time: 206 yrs 8 mos (9 generations)<br \/>Cooking Time: 22 yrs<br \/>Ingredients<br \/>1 Futter Family Lineage featuring 9 Key Relatives (steeped in Settler Stock)<br \/>1 Post-Napoleonic War package (aged approx. 15 years)<br \/>1 block Evangelical Fervour<br \/>Dash of Baptismal Water<br \/>Fear of Hellfire to taste (generic name: fear mongering)<br \/>22kg Shame and Guilt mixed packet<br \/>Assortment of Survival Skills Through Cognitive Dissonance (the 4 years of edition)<br \/>2 tbsp Self-Love Oil<br \/>1 large dose of Desire for Change<br \/>A dozen Cans of Worms<\/p>\n<p>Directions<br \/>Start by sieving the Futter Family Lineage into a mixing bowl, to filter out the 17 Key Relatives from the rest of the stock. Fold in the Post-Napoleonic War Package. Shred the Evangelical Fervour and beat aggressively into the mixture. Moisten with a dash of Baptismal Water and season with Fear of Hellfire to taste. Allow to settle for 9 generations.<\/p>\n<p>Chop Shame and Guilt (if not precut in the packet) and soak in a bowl with Survival Skills Through Cognitive Dissonance. Mash with a fork until well combined. Whisk in the Self-Love Oil and bring to the boil, gradually adding generous handfuls of Desire for Change. Pour over the Futter Family mixture and bake until done (approximately 22 years).<br \/>Open the Cans of Worms and serve alongside as a dipping sauce.<br \/>Serving suggestion: Best served with friends and not at family gatherings.<\/p>    <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<!-- \/module text -->\t        <\/div>\n\t    \t<\/div>\n\t\t    <\/div>\n\t    <!-- \/row_inner -->\n\t<\/div>\n\t<!-- \/module_row -->\n\t\t<!-- module_row -->\n\t<div   data-css_id=\"tb_cyhk180\" data-lazy=\"1\" class=\"themify_builder_row module_row tb_cyhk180 clearfix\">\n\t    \t    <div class=\"row_inner col_align_top tf_box tf_w tf_rel\" >\n\t\t\t<div  data-lazy=\"1\" class=\"module_column tb-column col-full first tb_ovpx181 tf_box\">\n\t    \t    \t        <div class=\"tb-column-inner tf_box tf_w\">\n\t\t    <!-- module gallery -->\n<div  class=\"module gallery module-gallery tb_xiip182 layout-grid  \" data-lazy=\"1\">\n            <div class=\"module-gallery-grid gallery-columns-4 tf_clear\">\n\t\t\t<dl 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href=\"https:\/\/rhodesfineart.co.za\/#art\"><strong>RETURN TO EXHIBITIONS<\/strong><\/a><\/h4>    <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<!-- \/module text -->\t        <\/div>\n\t    \t<\/div>\n\t\t    <\/div>\n\t    <!-- \/row_inner -->\n\t<\/div>\n\t<!-- \/module_row -->\n\t<\/div>\n\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Family Recipe by Monique Daniel Family recipe:Makes one large DisasterPrep Time: 206 yrs 8 mos (9 generations)Cooking Time: 22 yrsIngredients1 Futter Family Lineage featuring 9 Key Relatives (steeped in Settler Stock)1 Post-Napoleonic War package (aged approx. 15 years)1 block Evangelical FervourDash of Baptismal WaterFear of Hellfire to taste (generic name: fear mongering)22kg Shame and Guilt [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"content-type":"","footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2618","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/rhodesfineart.co.za\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/title.png\" title=\"title\" alt=\"title\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rhodesfineart.co.za\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/title.png 600w, https:\/\/rhodesfineart.co.za\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/title-300x100.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/rhodesfineart.co.za\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/momo-300x300.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" title=\"momo\" alt=\"momo\" 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Lineage into a mixing bowl, to filter out the 17 Key Relatives from the rest of the stock. Fold in the Post-Napoleonic War Package. Shred the Evangelical Fervour and beat aggressively into the mixture. Moisten with a dash of Baptismal Water and season with Fear of Hellfire to taste. Allow to settle for 9 generations.<\/p> <p>Chop Shame and Guilt (if not precut in the packet) and soak in a bowl with Survival Skills Through Cognitive Dissonance. Mash with a fork until well combined. Whisk in the Self-Love Oil and bring to the boil, gradually adding generous handfuls of Desire for Change. 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